Family jokes that will get everyone laughing

Families—everyone has one, so we can all relate to various situations from day to day life at home, to travel, to funny situations we may find ourselves in with our families and whatever your relationship is with your family, it's one thing you can never quite get rid of!

That being said, if you do want to give your cousins, parents and so on a few laughs at your next big family get together, some of these jokes should do just the trick.

1. Hell hath no fury like a mother who just caught her kid setting the dinner table with the good dishes.

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2. Why is a computer so smart?

It listens to its motherboard.

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3. An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%. He went back in a month and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

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4. How did Vader know what he was getting for Father’s day?

He felt Luke’s presents.

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5. What keeps members of a dysfunctional family together?

Crazy Glue

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6.  A family of animal lovers goes out of town for a week and their beloved pets decide to give them a complete home makeover:

The birds: “we’ll do the painting and make the walls the colors of our beautiful feathers!”
The cats: “we’ll do the flooring and make sure every corner is perfect!”
The hamsters: “we’re so tiny, we can get into the wiring and make sure everything is up to date and safe!”
What did the dogs do?
The Roofing

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 7. What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

"Where on Earth have you been?!"

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