Relatable relationship jokes

10th Jan 2023 Funny Jokes

A list of funny relationship jokes

We can all relate to being in relationships at one time or another, the fun, lows and the highs, but for better or worse, we continue to commit to them and may even have a funny story or two, or several to tell, depending on who you ask. So here are a few hopefully relatable relationship jokes to give you a chuckle as you ponder on the ups, downs and everything in between when it comes to being in a relationships.

1. Why should you never break up with a goalie?

Because he's a keeper

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2. How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?

It gave her a ring

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3. Why do brides always cry at weddings?

Because they never marry the best man

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4. I asked my girlfriend which she liked better, my face or my body?

She said, "Your sense of humour"

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5. Why should you never marry a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them

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6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised to hear it.

- Seen on the internet

7. Algebra reminds me of my past relationships

I mean, have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?

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8. Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?
He started losing interest.

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9. Why don’t horses ever get a divorce?
Because they’re always in a stable relationship.

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10. What’s the most guaranteed way to get a response on Tinder?
Message the support team.

- Seen on the internet

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