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Winter jokes to keep you laughing even in the cold

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Winter jokes to keep you laughing even in the cold
Winter is here in full swing, with short, cold days and flurries of arctic temperatures, here are some jokesab
Winter is definitely a love it or hate it season, encompassing some of the biggest days in the year including Christmas and New Year's eve. Naturally the season also includes early sunsets, short days and a lot of cold weather, which not everyone will be a fan of.
But whatever your thoughts on winter, we can take some solace in knowing it's just another season and won't last forever - though if you're a fan of winter, you may be loving it.
1. Why did the bear keep getting fired?
He always disappeared in the winter.
- seen on the internet
2. What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?
A cold.
- seen on the internet
Winter graphic
3. What do you call 10 Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
- seen on the internet
4. What’s an ig?
A house made of ice, without a loo
- seen on the internet
5. What do you call a snowman with abs?
An abdominal snowman.
- seen on the internet
Car in snow joke
6. Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
She let it go.
- seen on the internet
7. How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
- seen on the internet
8. What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
- seen on the internet
A snow owl making a face
9. What did the tree say after a long, cold winter?
What a re-leaf!
- seen on the internet
10. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
- seen on the internet
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