Funny jokes about the USA
3rd Aug 2023 Funny Jokes
A list of a few jokes about the USA
The USA is many things, a sort of world protector (they may see it that way), a huge country with a number of diverse landscapes, a massive exporter of pop culture for music, movies and music. But like any country, it has its more humorous sides, which will be touched on in these jokes, enjoy!
1. Why was the math book sad in the USA?
It had too many "problems" to solve!
- seen on the internet
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms in the USA?
Because they make up everything, just like politicians!
- seen on the internet
3. Why did the Statue of Liberty always win at hide-and-seek in the USA?
Because she was "out-standing" at it!
- seen on the internet
4. Why was the smartphone always smiling in the USA?
Because it had a "cell-fie" camera!
- seen on the internet
5. Why did the tomato refuse to cross the road in the USA?
It didn't want to ketchup with the fast food trucks!
- seen on the internet
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6. What's the USA's favorite dessert?
Apple pie - it's as American as red, white, and blue!
- seen on the internet
7. Why was the ocean so friendly with the USA?
It waved at everyone, especially those on the East and West Coasts!
- seen on the internet
8. What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
- seen on the internet
9. Why did the basketball player bring string to the USA?
To tie the score!
- seen on the internet
10. How does the USA organize a space party?
They planet!
- seen on the internet
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