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Cheeky British jokes to give you a laugh

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Cheeky British jokes to give you a laugh
A few jokes about Britain and being British
Being British can be comprised of a few different things, being from the British Isles, being very used to grey and rainy weather and being excellent at queuing to name a few things, but in all the British experience feels like a unique shared experienced. Brits acknowledge Britain's shortcomings and while we do complain, we also make light of certain situations and we're definitely not above laughing at ourselves.
Here are a few funny jokes about Britain to give you a good giggle. 
1. Why was Gareth Southgate speeding?
To get three points!
- seen on the internet
2. What does the Loch Ness monster eat?
Fish and Ships
-seen on the internet
Face after cup of tea - British reactions
3. An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.
The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.
- seen on the internet
4. What time was it when the monster ate the British prime minister?
Eight P.M.

- seen on the internet
5. What did America say to Britain when it fell over?
- seen on the internet
British graffiti - Buzzfeed
6. What do you call someone that is only kind of from Britain?
- seen on the internet
7. What do British people call a mountain they've forgotten the name of?
- seen on the internet
8. ”I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, ”How flexible are you?”
I said, ”I can’t make Tuesdays”
- seen on the internet (a Tommy Cooper gag)
Asda checkout meme
9. Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married.  The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant.
- seen on the internet
10. What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?

Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.
- seen on the internet
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