Cheeky British jokes to give you a laugh

11th May 2023 Funny Jokes

4 min read

A few jokes about Britain and being British

Being British can be comprised of a few different things, being from the British Isles, being very used to grey and rainy weather and being excellent at queuing to name a few things, but in all the British experience feels like a unique shared experienced. Brits acknowledge Britain's shortcomings and while we do complain, we also make light of certain situations and we're definitely not above laughing at ourselves.

Here are a few funny jokes about Britain to give you a good giggle.

1. Why was Gareth Southgate speeding?

To get three points!

- seen on the internet

2. What does the Loch Ness monster eat?

Fish and Ships

-seen on the internet

Face after cup of tea - British reactions

3. An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave.

- seen on the internet

4. What time was it when the monster ate the British prime minister?

Eight P.M.

- seen on the internet

5. What did America say to Britain when it fell over?

U.K?

- seen on the internet

6. What do you call someone that is only kind of from Britain?

Brit-ish

- seen on the internet

7. What do British people call a mountain they've forgotten the name of?

Summit

- seen on the internet

8. ”I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, ”How flexible are you?”

I said, ”I can’t make Tuesdays”

- seen on the internet (a Tommy Cooper gag)

9. Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant.

- seen on the internet

10. What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?

Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.

- seen on the internet