Hilarious animal jokes to get a kick out of
24th Feb 2023 Funny Jokes
5 min read
A collection of some animal jokes to give you a kick
If you're a pet owner, you may relate to funny or wild experiences with your furry friend, they can be man's best friend but also very unpredictable and unruly at times, cats especially! Despite this, we love our pets and would do anything for them but we all know they can often be hilarious and without really trying to be either, so sit back and take in a few animal jokes we've rounded up to get a kick out of.
1. What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries?
An investigator!
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2. What did the mummy spider say to its baby?
You spend too much time on the web.
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3. Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
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4. I love raising caterpillars as pets.
It always gives me butterflies
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5. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?
Chicken.
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6. Why don't leopards play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
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7. Where do Polar bears vote?
The North poll.
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8. What did the farmer call the cow that didn’t produce milk?
An udder failure.
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9. Which snakes are best at mathematics?
Adders
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10. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools
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