Parenting jokes to give you a good laugh

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Relatable parenting jokes to give you a good laugh

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14th Aug 2023 Funny Jokes

5 min read

This is a selection of parenting jokes that any new or experienced parent can relate to

1. My toddler's bedtime routine is like a Formula 1 pit stop

Except instead of changing tires, we're changing pajamas and instead of refueling, it's a sippy cup.

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2. I asked my kids to clean their rooms

They disappeared for hours, and when they came back, I swear the mess had multiplied.

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3. Parenting is like assembling flat-pack furniture

You're never sure if you're doing it right, you're missing a few important pieces, and there's always that one screw left over.

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4. The most challenging game of "hide and seek" I've ever played is searching for my son's missing school permission slip five minutes before the bus arrives.

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5. Parenthood is the only job where going to the bathroom alone feels like a tropical vacation

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6. My kids have perfected the art of selective hearing

They can't hear me asking them to tidy up, but they can hear the ice cream truck from three streets away.

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7. "Why?" is a question my kids use more often than "please" and "thank you" combined It's like they're on a never-ending quest for the meaning of life

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8. Parenting tip: If you want to know what's in your food, just cook something green Suddenly, your kids will develop X-ray vision for hidden veggies.

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9. Teaching my children to share is a bit like trying to teach squirrels to line up for the buffet

They'd rather stash it all away.

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10. Parenthood is the ultimate exercise routine

It involves lifting, twisting, and sprinting, all while carrying bags, a stroller, and the belief that you'll somehow make it to be

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