Knee slapping jokes about Scotland
9th Nov 2023 Humour
5 min read
A collection of jokes about Scotland and Scottish culture
If there's one notable thing about Scotland, it's their sense of humour and ability to laugh at themselves - a common theme in Britain as a whole. Scotland is known for its famous highlands, lochs and of course its inclement weather. The country has a friendly historical rivalry with England but the respect is mutual (or so we hope!). Here are a few jokes about Scotland.
1. Why did the Scottish bagpiper bring a ladder to the gig?
He wanted to reach those high notes!
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2. Did you hear about the Scottish farmer who won the lottery?
He had a real "bonnie" chance of winning!
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3. What's a Scotsman favourite game?
Loch, paper, scissors!
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4. How do you make a Scottish snowman?
Just roll up a few boulders and call it a "wee, frosty friend!"
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5. As the old saying goes, "want to experience four seasons?
Come to Scotland on a day trip.
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6. Why does Scottish Mickey Mouse no longer use his helicopter?
It Disney land.
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7. An Englishman said to a Scot "take away your mountains, glens and lochs and what have you got?"
"England", replied the Scot
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8. How does a Scotsman like his coffee?
With a wee dram of Scotch!
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9. How did the Scottish football team do when they won the championship?
They kilt the competition.
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10. Did you hear about the newly married Scottish man?
He decided to call his Scottish father-in-law the “Exorcist” because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.
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