Quirky travel jokes to make you chuckle

10th Jan 2023 Funny Jokes

Whether you're planning your next trip for the year or just had one, here's a list of some funny travel jokes to tickle your fancy

Everyone has a funny, memorable travel story or a few - travel is something that we've all done at some point and whether that's trips as a child with family, trips with friends in adulthood or trips with a partner. Trips abroad can provide a lot of memorable and funny moments to look back on, despite them maybe not being as funny at the time!

1. Where do bees like to go on vacation?

Stingapore.

- Seen on the internet

2. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?

Time flies!

- Seen on the internet

3. Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t take off?

The Wrong brothers.

- Seen on the internet

4. How did the buffalo say goodbye to his son at the train station?

Bison!

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5. Why did the shark hate its vacation in France?

It wanted to go to Finland instead.

- Seen on the internet

6. What do you call a traveler that doesn’t lose its temper?

A nomad.

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7. Don’t worry if our old car breaks down on our trip through Canada

I have triple Eh.

- Seen on the internet

8. How do you know elephants love to travel?

Because they always pack their trunk.

- seen on the internet

9. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?

Time flies!

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10. Why did the pirate go on vacation?

He needed some ARGH and ARGH

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