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Quirky travel jokes to make you chuckle

Quirky travel jokes to make you chuckle
Whether you're planning your next trip for the year or just had one, here's a list of some funny travel jokes to tickle your fancy
Everyone has a funny, memorable travel story or a few - travel is something that we've all done at some point and whether that's trips as a child with family, trips with friends in adulthood or trips with a partner. Trips abroad can provide a lot of memorable and funny moments to look back on, despite them maybe not being as funny at the time!
1. Where do bees like to go on vacation?
Stingapore.
- Seen on the internet
2. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
- Seen on the internet
Flying duck bus
3. Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t take off?
The Wrong brothers.
- Seen on the internet
 
4. How did the buffalo say goodbye to his son at the train station?
Bison!
- Seen on the internet
5. Why did the shark hate its vacation in France?
It wanted to go to Finland instead.
- Seen on the internet
Breakfast in bed img
6. What do you call a traveler that doesn’t lose its temper?
A nomad.
- Seen on the internet
 
7. Don’t worry if our old car breaks down on our trip through Canada
I have triple Eh.
- Seen on the internet
 
8. How do you know elephants love to travel?
Because they always pack their trunk.
- seen on the internet
giant rubber duck
9. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
- seen on the internet
10. Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some ARGH and ARGH
- seen on the internet
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