Jokes about Spain

Jokes about Spain that will tickle your funny bone

20th Sep 2023 Funny Jokes

5 min read

A list of a few light-hearted jokes about Spain and Spanish culture

Spain is a country full of vibrancy, lively and social people with a wealth of culture and history, they're also not too foreign to humour and having a laugh. We've put together a few funny jokes about Spain to give you a chuckle.

1. What is a rental car called in Spain?

A Barceloaner

- seen on the internet

2. I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.

Nobody expects the Spanish in position

- seen on the internet

3. Why shouldn’t you have pets in Spain?

Because you can’t leave your Catalonia

- seen on the internet

4. Dwayne Johnson wants to move to a peninsula south of Spain.

He wants to be the Rock of Gibraltar

- seen on the internet

5. Why do Spanish cows have the best dance moves?

Because they're experts in the "flamooenco"!

- seen on the internet

6. Does sunbathing exist in northern Spain?

Or is it Basqueing?

- seen on the internet

7. Spanish wine is like a fine-tuned guitar

You don't always understand the notes, but you appreciate the melody

- seen on the internet

8. What do they call a small mosque in Spain?

A mosquito

- seen on the internet

9. Why don't Spanish footballers play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when everyone shouts "Ole!" every time they come close

- seen on the internet

10. When I visited Spain, I couldn’t stop admiring the architecture.

It was very Moorish

- seen on the internet

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