Scary ways to make money

31st Oct 2023 Managing your Money
5 min read

You don't need Halloween to know
that there are many scary ways to make money out there. Some are obvious; bomb
disposal expert, steeplejack and any armed forces.
But others aren’t
so clear. Did you know, more people are afraid of public speaking than
they are of cancer? And what about being a professional mourner? So long as
you're not spooked by graveyards, you're OK, but it's not for everyone!
Here's our
round-up of scary ways to make money.
Bomb disposal expert
There's no
denying that defusing a bomb makes for great edge-of-the-seat entertainment. When
did you last watch an action film that
didn't have the classic ticking time bomb, red-wire-or-green-wire scenario
forming part of its climatic scenes?
However, being a
real-life bomb disposal expert is hardly as glamorous as Hollywood makes
it out to be. Heroic, for sure. But that whole process of choosing the right
wire on gut feel? Not by a long shot!
Kim Hughes, a
British Warrant Officer who diffused no less than seven Taliban bombs with his
bare hands in a single day, shared a few truths about his profession with
The Telegraph, highlighting the fact that following the Standard Operating Procedure
is central to your and everyone else's safety. He also said that, while you may
have disposed of hundreds of bombs successfully, you never know which will be
the one that blows you up. Not a fun KPI to have in your job description.
In the private
sector you can earn up to
£60,000 a year in the UK and £100,000 outside the UK.
Professional mourner
Oddly enough,
there’s already a market here for professional mourners in the UK. Many ‘mourner’ rental services will have full-time
staff who all
attend the funerals of strangers for different reasons. While the idea might
seem unfamiliar, it is an idea that people are willing to consider.
What's so scary
about all of this, though? Well, it could be terrifying for people who:
Have
social anxiety - a
great deal of social skill is required to be a professional mourner - it’s
essential to be able to engage with fellow mourners and be part of the
occasion.
Suffer
from necrophobia or thanatophobia - at a funeral you'll
be confronted with mortality - your own and that of others. If you're afraid of
either dead or dying people (necrophobia), or the thought of your own death
(thanatophobia), this job will leave you a wreck.
Suffer
from tristophobia - the
fear of sorrow or sadness.
However, if
you're comfortable in your skin and don't have any phobias related to your own
or anyone else's transience or tears, you could expect to earn between £60 and
£90 a day.
Armed forces, police, firefighters, paramedic
At one point or
another, every child dreams about growing up to be the 'good guy': a police officer,
a firefighter, a paramedic or a soldier normally being the professions that best suit
this bill. It's easy to understand why - these are the people who save lives, fight for
justice and keep things orderly.
However, each of
these jobs also has a serious dark side: long hours, too-close-for-comfort
interactions with criminals,
natural disasters, dark nights, blood, bullets, fire and
high expectations from others, just to mention a few.
If all of this
sounds more exciting than it does scary, you may be the perfect person for the
job. Here's a round-up of the type of annual starting salary you can
expect from each, according to Prospects:
- Police officer - starting salary £21,402
- Firefighter - starting salary £24,191 – rising to £32,224 upon full training
- Paramedic - £25,655 to £31,534
- Armed forces - starting salary around £28,000
Public speaker
Known as
glossophobia, the fear of speaking in public can be a real stumbling block for
anyone with hopes of following one of these careers:
- Teacher Professor
- News anchor
- Actor
- Politician
- Motivational speaker
- Advocate
- Judge
- Sports referees
- Auctioneer
But if you've
got the guts to stand in front of countless people and say what you've got to
say, one of these could be the career for
you!
Steeplejack
Never heard of
the term before? Well, steeplejacks are the brave fellows who scale buildings,
chimneys and church spires to carry out repairs and do general maintenance
work.
To do their
jobs, steeplejacks are often required to confidently construct and navigate
scaffolding dozens of metres above the ground and dangle precariously from
abseil ropes, bosun's chairs, or access cradles.
Daily tasks may
include:
·
painting
jobs
·
installing
lightning conductors
·
repairing
or demolishing old chimneys
·
fitting
aircraft warning lights onto skyscrapers
·
repairing
roof glass
While all of
this may sound thrilling to some, it would be an absolute nightmare for anyone
with even an inkling of acrophobia. If you fall (maybe wrong word choice!) into
the former group and want to give steeplejacking a bash, you can expect to earn
up to £35,000 per annum.
Crime scene cleaner
Just about as
grizzly as it gets, crime scene
cleaners are routinely called in to deal with the sorts of messes the rest of
us don't even want to think about. While it may seem as simple as arriving with
a mop and bucket to scrub away a few
unsightly stains, the job is technical, requiring skills as diverse as the safe
removal of bio-hazardous material, assisting in trauma counselling of
survivors, family members and witnesses, knowing the rules of police
investigations inside out.
If blood, guts,
awful smells and being on call at unexpected hours doesn't scare you - but the
thought of wearing a police uniform daily puts you off - this might just be for
you. Salaries range from £26,000 to £60,000 a year.
Snake handler
Even though these
slithery reptiles are hardly a commonplace occurrence around here, snakes still
inspire an almost primal fear in many of us. But not all of us.
Although it may
seem unbelievable that there are actual people out there who don't suffer from
ophidiophobia. The proof is in the many hundreds of snake handlers and keepers
enjoying every moment of their jobs at zoos, parks and
reptile shows out there.
Depending on
where you work and the type of danger you put yourself in daily, snake handlers
can earn a salary of anything
between £16,000 and £30,000 a year. Possibly even more.
Beekeeper
Apart from the
obvious fear of being stung by a hundred buzzing insects all at once, beekeeping could
also prove to be a challenge for another surprising reason: trypophobia.
People who
suffer from this phobia have an acute aversion to the sight of small holes or
bumps all clustered together. Now, can you image what peering into a beehive
daily will do to them?
Nonetheless, it
could prove to be a rather lucrative pastime, as beekeepers have been known to
earn up to £30,000 a year.
Deep sea saturation diver
Saturation divers are
highly skilled artisans who can work up to 2,000 feet below the surface of the
ocean. Their jobs mostly revolve around the intervention, installation and
decommissioning of oil
tankers.
Before
descending into the ocean depths, divers spend up to a month in a pressurised
chambers at the surface to prepare their bodies for the shock.
All in all, a
pretty uncomfortable profession, but with earnings ranging between £120 and
£1,000 a day, we can see why people will put themselves through the trauma.
Salesperson
Compared to
almost all the jobs listed above, being a salesperson hardly seems scary, now
does it?
Yet having to
convince strangers to buy products can only be a nightmare for anyone with a
severe fear of rejection or who suffers from social
anxiety.
But maybe after
reading about all the other scary jobs, you might just feel more confident to
give this one a go - after all, it could be worse!
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