Horror film taglines that are scarily bad!
BY READERS DIGEST
1st Jan 2015 Humour
Film taglines are meant to entice us. But judging by these low-budget horror flicks, a pleasant time is definitely not guaranteed for all!
Night of the Creeps (1986)
“The good news is your dates is here. The bad news is…he’s dead”
The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
“It’s cheaper than a chainsaw”
Re-Animator (1985)
“Herbert West has a good head on his shoulders…and another one on his desk”
Chopping Mall (1986)
“Where shopping will cost you an arm and a leg”
The Prey (1984)
“It’s not human, and it’s got an axe”
Frogs (1972)
“Today the pond! Tomorrow the world!”
Scarecrows (1988)
“When it comes to terror, they’re in a field of their own”
The Dentist 2 (1998)
“You know the drill”
The Lift (1983)
“Take the stairs. Take the stairs. For God’s sake, take the stairs!!!”
Psycho Cop Returns (1993)
"Something old, something new, someone bloody, and the man in blue!"
Black Christmas (2006)
"This holiday season, the slay ride begins."
The Flesh Eaters (1964)
"The only people who will not be STERILIZED with FEAR are those among you who are already DEAD!"
The Mummy's Shroud (1967)
"Beware the beat of the cloth-wrapped feet!"
Grim (1995)
"Don't mix this movie and pizza"
