10 Hilarious tweets about working in an office


1st Jan 2015 Humour

10 Hilarious tweets about working in an office

We all have our work woes. The glory of Twitter is that we can share them. These hilarious tweets perfectly summarise the realities of working your 9 to 5. 

tweets about work


“Don’t you just hate it when you arrive at work and realise you’ve forgotten to bring your will to live?”



annoying colleague


“We all have this colleague who, we hope, quits his job so everyone in the office is happy. If you don’t know any such person, quit your job.”



passive aggressive work


“How to be a grown up at work: replace ‘F*** you’ with ‘OK, great.’”



fish office microwave tweet


"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually, somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."



man hiding from colleage


“I told all my colleagues that I have a twin so when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.”



plane at screen


“Coworker: ‘Do you ever think about work at home?’ Me: ‘I don’t even think about work at work.’ ”



yoghurt thief twitter
Image via Sydney Shop Girl


“Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I’m currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.”



busy man at work


“You can sit idle for days in your office but the moment you ask for half a day’s leave, you become strategically the most important employee.”



retirement party


“We all had to sign a card for a coworker that’s retiring and I just wrote ‘Please take me with you.’ ”



working from home


- Yay I get to work from home
- It would be nice to talk to people
- I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"