10 Hilarious tweets about working in an office
BY READERS DIGEST
1st Jan 2015 Humour
We all have our work woes. The glory of Twitter is that we can share them. These hilarious tweets perfectly summarise the realities of working your 9 to 5.
“Don’t you just hate it when you arrive at work and realise you’ve forgotten to bring your will to live?”
“We all have this colleague who, we hope, quits his job so everyone in the office is happy. If you don’t know any such person, quit your job.”
“How to be a grown up at work: replace ‘F*** you’ with ‘OK, great.’”
"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually, somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."
“I told all my colleagues that I have a twin so when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.”
“Coworker: ‘Do you ever think about work at home?’ Me: ‘I don’t even think about work at work.’ ”
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“Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I’m currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.”
“You can sit idle for days in your office but the moment you ask for half a day’s leave, you become strategically the most important employee.”
“We all had to sign a card for a coworker that’s retiring and I just wrote ‘Please take me with you.’ ”
"STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME:
- Yay I get to work from home
- It would be nice to talk to people
- I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"
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