“What’s a guy gotta do to get a coffee around here?”

“Doing my best Chrissy Teigen impression. It’s good, right?”

“OMG, we can totally hook you up with our single friend. Let’s double date!” 

“Who d’you think you’re looking at mate?”

“Yes, I’m going to keep staring at you until you feel awful for skipping the queue”

“Hurry up Fred, there are only 15 minutes of Happy Hour left!” 

*Sigh* “It’s hard being this good-looking, truly it is”

“I completely lose my head at this time of year. There’s so much to do!”

“Erm… not going to lie, I feel a bit like a fish out of water in the country”

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