Cheesy dad jokes

Ah yes, it's that time, the time of the dad joke has arrived, though does it ever really go out of style? Everyone loves a good dad.... Well we'd say dads do at least and while they may be pretty corny, you can surely appreciate the persistence of the dad joke, so here are a few for you to sink your teeth into.

We'll also be giving each joke a cheese rating out of 10, for fun.

1. 'Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus?'

He wanted to go to high school.

6/10 for the cheesy simplicity.

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2. 'What did one plate say to another?'

Tonight, dinner's on me.

7/10 - a classic dad joke.

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3. 'What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?'

Nacho cheese!

10/10 - cheese related, perfect.

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4. 'What do dogs and phones both have in common?'

They both have collar ID.

7/10 - some fun word play here, we approve.

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5. 'Why don't they play pokers in the jungle?'

Too many cheetahs.

6/10 - simple but effective.

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6. 'What type of music do planets enjoy?'

Neptunes.

8/10 - wordplay and a music reference dads would get, brilliant.

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7. 'What does an evil hen lay?'

Deviled eggs.

6/10 - it's a fun one, to its credit you may not have heard it before.

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8. 'Why did the scarecrow win an award?'

It was outstanding in its field.

8/10 - we really like this one, it's oustanding.

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9. 'Why did the frog take the bus to work?'

His car got toad!

6/10 - frogs, toads, it just works.

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10. 'Why did the watch go on vacation?'

To unwind.

7/10 - the set up and punch line classic dad joke form, great stuff.

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