Beat the Cartoonist March - Vote for your favourite caption

In our March issue we asked for your captions for this cartoon below are the top three efforts along with the cartoonist's original. Click on the button to vote for the one you think is funniest. We'll announce the winner in our May issue. 

Beat the Cartoonist March - Vote for your favourite caption

26%
"Try and drag this one out a bit, the bingo's running late"
19%
He says 'No, he doesn't want to ask the audience'
26%
"Go easy on this one Fred, crowds make him nervous"
29%
"He says he has a bad back, could he do this standing up?"